Rest well, Osama

The Demo-rats’ most admired foreign “dissident,” Osama B. Laden has praised their recent election victory. Saying that he also hates George Bush, he was happy to be able to help his good friends defeat their mortal enemy. He added that he will continue to help them bring down the Bush presidency, and would like to meet with Comrade Pelosi, and Mohammed “we killed the Patriot Act” Reid to discuss their mutual interests. Bin Laden, since the election, has apparently been able to leave his mountain cave to move into a nice condo in downtown Peshwar, complete with cable so he can watch his favorite television channel, Al Jazeera West (CNN). B Laden, while reciting the Demo-rat’s talking points, even mentioned a recent Gallup poll indicating that they share many of the same goals. How did the Dems get those talking points to the correct cave in Pakistan? Howard Dean must have Osama's cell number on his speed dial! B.Laden particularly praised Reid for killing the Patriot Act, which is a real thorn in Osama's side. Kudos also went to house leader Pelosi, Senator Durbin, and Admiral Kennedy, hero of the battle of Chappaquiddick, for leading the fight for the Al Qaeda "Bill of Rights”, including Habeas Corpus rights for captured terrorists. Moveon.org, the new self proclaimed owners of the shameless Demo-rat Party, was also signaled out for procuring thousands of online signatures demanding the president not retaliate against the 9/11 "freedom fighters," as the left identifies them. Next item on the Osama’s agenda is getting John Kerry elected in 08.” Osama will provide financial backing if Kerry will promise not to say anything that is not written down for him! Sleep well, Osama, the Dems will continue to fight to keep us from intercepting your calls to our country!

Tony Moschetti
High Point, NC

November 15, 2006